Hey, you know how I've been working on getting my brain into gear this year? Well, I got a Nintendo DS with Dr Nagasaki's Brain Training, I've been following The Independent's Train Your Brain in 7 Days program, have promised to start production on my creative inspirations and I've been reading numerous books on thought processes, ethics, atheism, philosophy etc etc blahdi blahdi blah. Well I'm very pleased to report that it has really paid off. Today when I went to the toilet I discovered that I had put my pants on back to front this morning. 36 years old. Pants on back to front. Even Toby manages to get his pants on the right way round, most of the time, and he's 4.

What's more annoying is that my boots are such a massive pain in the arse to take off that I can't be bothered to get undressed in the toilet cubicle at work and so I'll probably have to wait until I get home to switch my pants round the right way. Now when I sit down I feel like the lower half of body is facing in the opposite direction to my head and torso. It is very confusing.